Quick! Hit Me!

On the streets of winter, near midnight, there is a lame man wandering around. If he doesn't come home so late, doesn't he have sex? The man's name is Liu Meng, and there is no shortage of sex life in his family. Unfortunately, the protagonist was never him... ... Huh? Rebirth after being woken up by a fart at the beginning? But why? Others are reborn with huge sums of money, countless magic weapons, and magical skills... But I only have a few passives and a weird-looking companion beast that only farts and begs to be beaten when it's not doing anything but cooking? Do you have to keep getting beaten to become stronger? Ah this... ... In order to save his sick mother, he gave up his studies and joined the army to protect the people and kill the bandits. Even though he died, he had no regrets! When I fell back to the ruins, I just lamented that I could not bend over my parents' bed to fulfill my filial piety, and I would regret it until my death... He was crippled after catching a bandit, and all the money he exchanged for his life was given to brothers, orphans, young and old... I originally wanted to return to my hometown to be self-reliant, but I was criticized everywhere, my life was in trouble, and my future was gloomy, but I still had a righteous heart. Encountered a gangster on the road who committed an attack. He failed to save his life and was beaten to death instead... As he was dying, a faint voice came from nowhere, telling him that life might start over... Two memories intersect here, returning to the age of 18, and starting a life where you must draw your sword when the road is rough...