Jade Emperor: I am the sovereign of the heavens, immortal and master of the stars. The true gods of the eight directions all follow my command.
Jiang Ziya: I have the Investiture of the Gods.
Jade Emperor: I endured 1,751 tribulations and attained the supreme Dao. I am the child of destiny, chosen by heaven.
Jiang Ziya: I have the Investiture of the Gods.
Jade Emperor: “Are you a broken record? Is that the only thing you can say?”
Jiang Ziya: “Your sister eloped with someone. Your niece eloped with someone. Your daughter eloped with someone too.”
Jade Emperor: “Let’s talk about something else.”
Jiang Ziya: “You got beaten up by a monkey...”
Jade Emperor: “...”
