The king of Country A: “Yang Jun, after one whole second of careful consideration, I’ve decided the throne should go to you after all.”
The princess of Country Y: “Yang Jun, I’ll wait for the day you marry me, even if it takes forever.”
The world’s richest man: “Boss, please come back. We have more money than the banks can hold. All I can do is keep buying banks.”
With a child in his arms, Yang Jun massages his wife’s legs and says, “Stop bothering me. I’m busy pampering my wife.”
