MOBA: I Have Billions of Hidden Buffs

After bringing a girl along, Li Xiao randomly gained a hidden buff, and from then on embarked on an endless journey to kick his gaming addiction...

Not enough money from the start? A thousand per minion. Is that enough?

Moving too slowly? How about a hundred times the movement speed?

Critical hit rate too low? How about every hit being a critical? Feels great, right?

Getting ambushed all the time? How about the whole map being revealed? Sounds good, right?