My Uncle Is an Immortal Emperor

I transmigrated. Yes, you read that right... It's been twelve years now. Do you know what kind of life I've been living? This world actually has immortals, though they're all called Spirit Cultivators... I've had it pretty rough. I'm either chewing on palm pith or digging up tree bark... Twelve years ago, an uncle saved me when I was still a baby, right in the middle of a robbery... Honestly, I would've rather died back then than go through all this suffering... I'm so hungry every day I can barely find my way home. We've picked clean everything edible on every barren hill... What kind of awful place is this? I just want one decent meal. Is that too much to ask? At least I have the uncle with me. Otherwise, I might not even have the courage to keep living... The uncle goes nuts every now and then, claiming he's some kind of Immortal Emperor. Yeah, like I'd believe that. Damn, every few days he teams up with me to rob people, steal things, and run scams. What kind of person does that? At first, I didn't believe him. But who would've thought... Heh heh, a dragon is no mere pond creature. Given wind and cloud, it soars to the skies... Damn, I, Feng Xiaoxiao, never have to go hungry again! What a lousy Spirit Cultivation world. I'm going to turn the whole place upside down... Oh, I forgot to tell you: when I transmigrated here, I was actually a boy...