How to Raise a Scumbag into a Loyal Puppy

Five years ago, heartbroken, he went to a bar to drink himself senseless, only to be drugged. In a haze, he pounced on a man who looked dangerous from the very start.

A month later, he was horrified to discover that, despite being a man, he was pregnant!

Five years later, he returns home with a pair of adorable children. He tells everyone the twins are adopted, but they look almost exactly like a certain man. The moment the twins appear in that man's sight, he takes a liking to both the children and their father.

The incident five years ago, when he was