Esports: Deliberately

As an esports player, Gu Yi thinks the unluckiest thing that's ever happened to him was getting stuck with a captain like this. Wu Yi thinks teasing Gu Yi is the most fun thing in the world. When God Wu retired, Gu Yi took over as captain. At his first match, his former captain had actually gone off to torment all the other competitors!

“Little ghost, your cabbage has turned into sauerkraut and nobody's even taken a bite?”

“Still better than you, a rough-skinned wild boar who can't even find a sweet potato to hump.”

“Then I'll hump you.”

“...In your dreams.”

A shameless, quick-witted top × a bottom just as quick with a comeback, but with a slightly more serious side