
I Really Don't Want to Eat Soft Rice
我真不想吃软饭
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 1.6M Words
- Genre
- Urban
- Subgenre
- Urban High Martial Arts
- Audience
- Male
- Updated
- 4y ago
- Source
- Fanqie
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Explore more →System + Funny + Sign-In + Invincibility
When you first sign in, you will be invincible. You must be funny and not brainless. You must be entertaining and do not abuse pig's feet.
Are There Any Fans of Douluo Dalu 2 Peerless Tang Sect?
I haven't found anything good yet
The Heroine Breaks Up, but the Hero Agrees, Breaks Down and Cries for Reconciliation
Ye Fan's Whole Family Was Wiped Out, and He Returned Mysteriously After Five Years with Extraordinary Skills.
[The Masterpiece Will Never Be Buried, It Is Just a Lotus Blooming in the Mud]
I want to read a book similar to "The Rogue Imperial Master". Books are like the world. The grass born on the shore can stay away from vulgarity, but the lotus born in the mud can also bloom, far more wonderful and beautiful than the grass. Take out your masterpiece, the buried masterpiece.
The Male Protagonist Is Deeply Hurt, but the Female Protagonist Recovers in Time
The male protagonist is deeply hurt, but the female protagonist recovers in time
After Imprisoning the Empress for 100,000 Years, She Became the Child's Mother
That's it
Sister Yu Is Chasing After the Article! ! !
The heroine, Sister Yu, chases after her. Pay attention, it's Sister Yu! ! !
The Male Coach Is so Extreme That He Must Wear a Mask When Going Out.
It would be best if someone jumped off the building for him.
Female Majesty, Female Majesty, Female Majesty, Tell Me Important Things Three Times, You Have Everything You Want!
Recently, I Have Become Obsessed with Female Portraits. Dear Collectors, I Would Like to Recommend Female Portraits IV1.
The Male Protagonist at the Beginning Has Full Looks and Charm, a High School Book
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Systematically, Many Years Later the Relationship Between Daughter and Son Was Discovered
Urban system, daughter and son
Abuse Article, It Feels Good to Abuse Your Husband for a While, Chase Your Husband to the Crematorium
Pure abuse, no sweetness
Boys Travel to a World Where Women Are Strong and Men Are Weak
Boys with male protagonists are good-looking
Do You Have Any Brainless Cool Articles to Recommend?
Do you have any brainless cool articles?
The Protagonist's Appearance Comes First. He Doesn't Hide His Appearance. Women All Covet His Beauty.
Before I Died, I Forcibly Kissed My Enemy Wen Wen
No male videos! ! No fanfiction! ! ! ! Guess why I don't go to Old Ford?
The Male Protagonist's Appearance Is Incredible. Let's Talk About His Appearance.
There are so many good looks that make people unable to walk after just looking at them. Most of them revolve around his appearance.
The Girl Lost Her Boy with Her Own Hands
The woman is strong, yandere, possessive, and dotes on her husband.




















































































































After the identities of men and women were reversed, the old routines of the originally mediocre female-channeled urban novels were actually written by the author so vividly that people couldn't help themselves. At the same time, the author's satirical expression of the present is also very perfect. I hope the author will update it more and wish the author a book to become a god as soon as possible.
The black tea is full of attributes and the plot is full. What's more impressive is that I read the details chapter by chapter without skipping a chapter. The most beautiful tomato female novel NO.1
I have to say, this book is a masterpiece. I fell down and bled without frowning. Reading this book made me want to cry from time to time. Awesome😏😏😏😏😏
This is the best female protagonist I have ever seen The author needs to update it soon I kept it for two days and couldn't hold it in anymore.
Wow, a strange harem story, but the updates are a bit slow. I think we can let the protagonist play a character who protects himself because of being bullied by someone, like Nightshade from Swordsman 3, so that his strength can be useful and his skills can continue to be like White Lotus. ╰(*´`*)╯ Also, the author, did your system steal the gift package for the protagonist and villain? ✧٩(ˊωˋ*)و✧
There are comics similar to the world where women are superior to men, such as The Queen's Harem, The Male Sword Fairy in a Feminist World, and the sadistic queen Su Luxia in The Phoenix of All Scum (´-ω-`). Everyone can read it and it is a perfect match for this novel.
In fact, this book written by the author is quite good. It is written in detail, and it feels like watching a female video. Some places really made me cry. But author, your setting must have dissuaded a lot of people 😂
Excellent writing details, if this book does not touch that kind of thing (breaking the dimensional wall), I think it can be awarded. I can't say this is the novel that is most close to my heart, but it is the best Tomato writing I have ever seen, of course, only for now.
You Are The Chapter is the most detailed among the novels of the same genre that I have read, which is different from the novels of the same genre. I hope you won't end hastily and stick to it. I hope you can continue writing longer and more perfectly than similar subjects. Come on💪!
This book is really beautiful\(//∇//)\Every time I am impressed by his superb tea skills. Now in the eyes of my friends, I am a person who will cry after reading the novel!
The author's control over emotions is really rigorous, link by link, and perfectly brings readers into the plot. Even if he knows that the male protagonist is acting, he still can't help but feel heartache, as if a nuclear bomb has been inserted into his eyes.
This is a top-notch sadistic novel that people cannot refuse, and it is also a top-notch funny tea art novel that cannot be learned! Even though I know that the male protagonist is pretending to change the identities of men and women, he still has the ability to make readers feel that they have read a sadistic story that is even more sadistic than the top sadistic stories on female videos! The male protagonist is Tea~ But the male protagonist is... Really cruel to both the heart and the body! It makes people cry for him and laugh for him ~ It's funny to see the male protagonist's psychological complaints, and he can't stop crying because he shows his tea skills too well! Very nice! The only thing that makes me feel awkward is that this book feels like it should be in a female channel instead of a male channel! Hahaha! I have to say that the male protagonist's tea skills in this book are truly outstanding, and the author's writing style is also outstanding. The most amazing thing is that the author clearly understands that the male protagonist is showing tea skills and acting, but readers will feel that the male protagonist is being abused in such a way that it makes people's hearts tremble, and they feel infinitely sorry for our male protagonist ~ This is definitely a top-notch funny abuse novel that no one can refuse! Sisters, show me, look, look! A good book friend is when everyone cries together! 😘😘😘 Absolutely super five-star praise~💐💐💐💕!
To be honest, it's so cool to see the world from the perspective of Yibai Lotus. It's very refreshing and the setting is also very novel. The heroine is very powerful and beautiful.
To be honest, I feel that this book can be a god. The author has controlled the rhythm very well, making people laugh and cry, and cry and laugh. It feels very cruel, but also very relaxing. The rating is a bit low. I think the rating for this book should be at least 9.7.
I cried when I watched Madhu. Although I knew it was an act, I still couldn't control my tears. If the men and women were reversed, I would still think it was written by a master from the female channel. The book is very interesting and I support it.
This book has a strong sense of immersion. The author is very attentive and arranged the five stars directly (of course I want to complain about whether the male protagonist can be made more masculine. Sometimes I really imagine the male protagonist as a female)
This is one of the few novels I haven't jumped at when I read it, and the writing is really good. And when the male protagonist "performed" in the early stage, I actually shed tears of dissatisfaction.
It's very good-looking. I especially like the character of the male protagonist, White Lotus, and Green Tea. I especially like this kind of character, but I seem to be a bit like an older generation. I don't like harems, and I like the one with only one female protagonist. At first, I didn't like the fact that the male protagonist had sex with several female protagonists, but now I don't care. Of course, I hope it will continue to be updated to at least tens of thousands of chapters. Hey hey hey. *͈ᴗ͈ˬᴗ͈ෆ
It's very interesting. The male protagonist demonstrated what it means to be a real love-maker. But it's a pity that it was finished with just over 800 pictures. Can't the author work hard and try to make 1,000 pictures? I think it's really good-looking. I hope the author will continue to work hard.
I think it looks good (。・ω・。)ノ♡ Come on (ง •̀_•́)ง (The author is a bit slow in updating~)
This is a book that men should read. The male protagonist has amazing tea skills. After learning a few tricks from the book, I can now deal with several girls at the same time with ease. Of course, all this is inseparable from my handsome face
This book is great. The author's writing style is very good, and he vividly portrays the superiority of women to men (it may be a bit exaggerated, but it is very beautiful)
Holy shit! Hoho look! A male channel novel was written to feel like a female channel! The protagonist's acting is good and the plot is touching 😭Support
It reminds me of another one. They are very similar, but I seem to be a little sick. I may have watched too many female videos about princes and the like. Watching this one really tortured me and I couldn't help myself.
What I wrote before is very funny, haha, I read it with a funny mentality. But later on I started to get a little bit unbearable. There were too many various Shura fields. Ah Cao, uh, it must be from God's perspective. I didn't like it.
The story plot in the book is detailed, the characterization styles are diverse and clear, the protagonist enters the set role and performs perfectly, and there are several more beauties in the future. There are many wonderful sadistic scenes, keep up the good work! Write a few more chapters, the protagonist Guang: She still abuses me thousands of times, but I act like my first love on her behalf, and I set up a halo for her. Come on, like👍like👍like👍. . . . . . .
I finally understand why girls like books about domineering presidents. They are very exciting and fascinating. There are very few books on this subject, but the selection of materials is very good and amazing.
The male protagonist travels to a modern society with a heroine from another world. Fantasy. Binds the system to guide various destined female protagonists. With system subsidies, he plays the god-level male Green Tea|。・㉨・)っ♡ Tea master Chen Su makes a shining debut♡(❀ฺ•㉨•❀ฺ)♡
The disgrace of male-channeled female protagonists can actually be read as female-channeled novels. If the gender of the male and female protagonists in the novel is changed, it cannot be said to be exactly the same as female-channeled novels. It can only be said that it is completely consistent, without any outstanding features. But... I actually feel pretty good looking at it
I originally thought it was a comedy novel, but I didn't expect it to be a love novel∏_∏It's so damn touching!