“Qin Shi Huang! Your delivery's here. Come down and get it!” “Xiang Yu! That's a grenade, you need to pull the pin... Damn, you crushed him to death? Fine, I guess you can use it that way!” “Kongming! This is an inflatable doll. You have to pump it up first... Who told you to use a candle?” Ever since he got the Shopping Mall System, Haotian feels like a dog that's worked itself to the bone. That's because he's a dimension-hopping deliveryman who has to help Zhuge Liang stage the Empty Fort Strategy and help Meng Jiangnu weep over the Great Wall!