This is a work I wrote myself.
I have a bunch of friends, the kind of idiots who never grow up.
Daxian, Lao Yao, Qianzai: just hearing their names gives you the feeling they’re trouble. They’re all eccentric, disagreeable, and always spoiling for a fight. Take any one of them, and you’ve got a threat to society on your hands. If we could bring them to heel, we might even deserve a share of the Nobel Peace Prize. As for why no one has reported them for all the havoc they cause, the most likely explanation is that we’re trying to show some respect for biodiversity in the world’s ecosystem.
I forgot to mention: my name is Hao Shuai, but they all call me Mouse.
