Online Gaming: An NPC Falls in Love With Me

What should you do if you get lost? Find an NPC!

What should you do if you can't beat that monster? Find an NPC!

What should you do if you don't know how to complete a quest? Find an NPC!

What should you do if you fall in love with an NPC? The NPC grins smugly. "Come on, sweetheart. Get in my bowl!"