Ding Dong: “I divide men into three types: gentle and refined, mysterious and inscrutable, and exceptionally warm-hearted.”
Mr. Mu: “Go on, what type am I?”
Ding Dong: “You’re the shameless, asking-for-a-beating type.”
Mr. Mu was covered in metaphorical black lines.
One day, while watching a Korean drama, Ding Dong pointed at Mr. Mu and said, “That’s exactly the kind of man I’m going to marry.”
The next day, two red marriage certificates nearly blinded her. She had a husband now, but this particular model...