This is a real world that operates according to the rules of Minecraft:
Fitzgerald, the first pope of the Wheat Church, finally glimpsed the Holy Face again in the Sacred Garden during his 136th pilgrimage, and begged for the Holy Scriptures so he could enlighten the world.
God clutched his forehead and said, "A dragon's backside! There's no escaping this!"
And so, the first autobiographical Bible in the history of Minecraft literature was born...
