With a sudden clap of thunder, mercenary Chu Xuetang finds herself as the illegitimate daughter everyone in the imperial capital of Dongqin loves to mock. Her engagement has been broken, and people call her ugly, inarticulate, timid, useless, stupid, and brainless. Enough is enough. She’ll beat half to death anyone who dares insult her and make those who framed her suffer. But, ailing prince, don’t get too close to me. You might end up brain-damaged!