Ninth Imperial Uncle, Your Beloved Wife Has Run Away Again

“Ninth Imperial Uncle, your wife is being bullied.”

“Just call me ‘dear husband,’ and I’ll sort it out for you.”

“They slapped you in the face? Call me ‘darling husband,’ and I’ll slap them right back.”

She smiled and replied, “I can handle it myself. Go play somewhere else!”

Ninth Imperial Uncle sulked in a corner, drawing circles and cursing those frail enemies.