"Husband, I did another manly thing today!"
"Did you pee standing up while taking a shower?"
"How did you know?"
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"Husband, I have regained my childhood today."
"Don't tell me you peed your pants standing up!"
"How did you know?"
"Go away, I don't know you."
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"Brother, my stomach hurts."
"Stomachache? Is it your period? Do you need to go to the hospital?"
"My stomach hurts, it's not a disease, it's just because I smell bad and didn't clean myself."
"Run, run quickly. If you run too slowly, I'll catch you and I'll beat you to death."
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It can be good,