Hey, Zombie Colonel, I'm Here to Be Your Darling Wife

When the apocalypse comes, money and power can't keep you alive. These things, which have no real substance, have lost their purpose. Money? Use it for warmth. Power? That's nothing but empty words. The only things that can last are your own strength and the most steadfast support at your side. And a zombie who isn't human.

"What does 'wife' mean?" a certain zombie colonel asks, looking down at the person beneath him. Tang Guo looks at the colonel in confusion. "I'm your wife." "Then that's settled." The colonel leans in to use his mouth. "Hey, hey, hey! You're supposed to cherish your wife. Why are you biting me?" "I'm cherishing you!"

"Don't follow me. I'm angry."

"I'm not following you." "Then why do you leave when I leave and stop when I stop? What's that supposed to mean?" The colonel holds up one finger. "One thing. Just one." "What do you mean?" "I like you!"