The nymphomaniac fat girl vs the arrogant and upright man who talks too much about his body
The school suffered a rare power outage in a century, and people from all over the country ran to the school playground and formed a circle on the lawn. Someone suggested playing truth or dare, and Zhou Fang lost. It was just after he and Lu Tingting had been together for 100 days.
We are still in a "competitive stage where no one admits that they like each other more than the other person likes me."
After one lap of the game, Zhou Fang lost.
The man was making trouble and asked Zhou Fang: "What do you like about Lu Tingting?"
Zhou Fang answered without even thinking: "There's a lot of meat"
Lu Tingting and everyone: "????"
Zhou Fang: "She's too fat and she's stuck in my heart and I can't get out."
Everyone: "..."
The star under the sea is the star in the sky
The person in front of you is your sweetheart
When looking for a job, Lu Tingting became a star chaser because of her love. After submitting a job application letter online, Beidiao joined her idol company. During the interview, she was too nervous to meet her idol, which made her interview a mess. Unexpectedly, she received the news that she would come to work on Monday.
When she opened the door, she found Zhou Fang sitting on the sofa. She turned around and wanted to leave. This time, Zhou Fang was no longer cold and aloof like before. He was happy to torture his wife and chased her to the crematorium.
"I missed two years of your life, and I'm going to spend my whole life trying to get it back. Lu Tingting, are you ready?"
Lu Tingting: "... Get out of here is just one word, I will only say it once."
Lu Tingting: "Excuse me, I'll take my leave first."
Zhou Fang: "... This is not asking for your consent, this is a notice. Lu Tingting's contract is for ten years, and the compensation for breach of contract is 500,000. You can try it one step at a time."
Lu Tingting turned around in a second and changed her smile: "What will the boss do next? Xiaoting is always ready.?"
Zhou Fang: "Take off your clothes"
Lu Tingting: "???"
Zhou Fang: "What are you doing standing around? There will be a press conference in five minutes, a reporter's interview in half an hour, and a VCR recording in one hour..."
Lu Tingting: "... It's a big deal."
Lu Tingting walked into Zhou Fang's home, opened the door, and found herself in the closets.
Lu Tingting: "Is he selling clothes part-time?"
This is how the daily banter between a small assistant and a big star unfolds.
A very good book