Coming Clean: From the Start, I Was Stranded on a Deserted Island with Wu Zetian

Hey, miss, who are you?

I am Emperor Wu Zetian. Tell me, where is this place? A deserted island? Wait, if this is a deserted island, where did you get the food?

Heh heh, guess.

Immortal, you must be an immortal! Please accept my bow!

Your Majesty, you mustn't! You are the emperor of Great Zhou. You need to be dignified.