My soul ended up in a modern-day version of Tang Monk's flesh, but why did I steal a grandmaster's body and lose all his powers? Help! Everyone out there is lusting after my body! You little brat, stop eating and teach me peerless martial arts! You, the squinty-eyed one, quit messing around and come save me! You arrogant brat, you're hitting the wrong person!
Shorty, come help me stay alive!
“You turnip-and-cabbage fool, I'm going to stew the grandmaster!”
“Great Ancestor, face reality and hand over your spiritual root!”
Heh. I've been reborn, but everyone wants me dead!?
No way!
Watch me survive from the start, bask in the sun and moon, and look down on the ages!
