
I Just Want to Be Beaten to Death by Everyone Here
我只想被在座的各位打死
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 550k Words
- Genre
- Eastern Fantasy
- Subgenre
- Fantasy High-Concept
- Audience
- Male
- Updated
- 5y ago
- Source
- Fanqie
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Explore more →A Novel in Which the Protagonist Has a Mean Personality, Deceives Others Everywhere, and Is Extremely Powerful.
Similar to the global martial arts master Fang Ping, the sales force Jiang Nan, and the anti-routine Xu Que
Be Invincible at the Beginning, Reach the Maximum Level
I'm Looking for the Kind of Novel with a Bitchy Protagonist, the Kind That Makes People Laugh Until Their Stomachs Hurt.
I'm looking for the kind of novel with a bitchy protagonist, the kind that makes people laugh until their stomachs hurt.
No Need to Read This Book That Travels Through Various Film and Television Planes and Brings You Back to Reality.
No books to read
Is There Such a Kind of Wicked Protagonist? the More Wicked the Better.
It's best not to have any emotional lines
I Want the Protagonist to Be Very Wicked, to the Core of His Character.
Great! Invincible from the Start! the Protagonist Is Ruthless and Doesn't Talk Much
The Protagonist Wants to Lose, but His Subordinates Backstab Him
The protagonist starts off at the top, but the system ruins him. Everyone under his command is a talented person.
The Protagonist Is Extremely Empty Inside, No Longer Trusts Anyone and Has a Ceiling on His Strength.
I was born in darkness, but someone showed me the light and pushed me back to darkness
Absolutely Invincible Text, Crushing at the Beginning
The kind that crushes you at the beginning and is invincible all the way.
System + Horizontal Training + Weird Demon
Cracked Version, Modify Everything, Urban Imagination + Fantasy Imagination.
I want to read a book similar to "Let the system roll off at the beginning, and the system will be hacked into a cracked version". The system is a licking dog, or the system is originally a cracked version of the system, which is similar to a novel.
Is there a protagonist whose abilities are useless but he exploits them to the extreme? Type you want to watch: jojo
Fantasy: System + Funny, the Kind That Makes You Laugh so Hard That You Can't Sleep
Egoism + Absolute Strength
I want to read a book similar to "AI Demonic Cultivation, Computing Power Creates the Road to God (AI Seeking Demons)". Self-interest absolutely suppresses
Isn't There No Abstract and Funny Fairy Tales? I Sincerely Pray for You.
System + Lao Liu + Not Doing Human Things + Big Brain + Funny = Don't Let Your Laughter Turn into Maggots
There Is No Such Thing as a Purely Light-Hearted and Funny Daily Novel
It's better to watch funny cartoons than to read novels
Abstract People Have Abstract Souls, and Abstract People Only Read Abstract Articles!
Leave the abstract text in your mind
Super Pretentious, Very Cheap, There Are No Novels with Funny Quotes, Fantasy Is Required
The Protagonist Is Very Mean, Scheming, Old-Fashioned, Wicked and Funny
Lone Wolf, No Heroine, Cruel, Not the Virgin, Dark, Selfish, Ruthless
Are There Any Funny and Light-Hearted Fantasy Novels?
Partially refreshing article
A Novel That Can Be Slapped to Death Without Any Nonsense
Fantasy, don't be verbose with others, don't pretend if you can slap him to death














































































































Since there are no comments, let me talk about it. I highly recommend this book. It is very funny and has many twists and turns in the story. You will never get tired of it. If you like funny articles, you can read it. Cultivation of Immortality and Funny (the kind of getting beaten) is very interesting.
After all, it is a different world. There are not so many rules and regulations in reality. You can laugh and curse all yourself. You can understand the author's mind by reading the book. This book is good, thank you!
It's a very good book. I just finished reading it without listening to the lecture.
The artistic conception of this book is very high, and it basically covers the route of cultivating immortals. Of course, love and love are also indispensable. Compared with the life philosophy that pops up from time to time, I still like the "regret" in the book. As Pigfoot said, "There is no perfect world in this world, it's just that you haven't noticed the darkness in this world." So "regret" is also a kind of alternative "beauty" from a certain perspective (I don't have that tendency). Therefore, people can be relatively equal, but the world is absolutely "fair" (´ω)
It's super interesting, the further back it gets, the more interesting it gets,,,, it's especially funny,,, haha😃😃😃😃
Very interesting and hilarious. Unfortunately, the male protagonist's life experience before time travel resulted in a bad character. The first thing he did during time travel was to commit suicide by jumping off a cliff before triggering the Golden Hand, which made me almost cry. The three most promising people who were expected to become the female protagonist ended up leaving me confused. The final shortcoming is that the outline of the novel may have been changed, causing the plot to appear a bit complicated, but in the end it was rounded out, a lot of holes were filled, and there were also some flaws that I thought were left behind. Although I regret the ending, it is still a good book and the plot is quite exciting.
It's my second brush, and I think it's still okay anyway. Although it fell apart a bit in the later stages, it didn't go crazy after reading for less than an hour as others commented. No matter what, it's more in line with my taste!
It must be five stars. This is the first book since Dali that made me so happy to read it.
To be honest, I have read a lot of novels. I think this book has a low rating. It is very good and should be rated more than 9 points. The protagonist is very interesting to meet.
It's very well written, why don't you finish the rest? This novel has full potential to be written! I rarely read more than 200 chapters in a novel! Author, you are incompetent! I strongly urge the author to continue writing!
It's great, the male protagonist has a good personality and the worldview is well established.
Okay, okay, it's finally not a bad novel. Give it a thumbs up and look forward to the postscript!
Don't read the book short, this book is really good, that's how you laugh with your eight-pack abs... I hide under the quilt in the middle of the night and laugh [laugh][laugh][laugh]... It's poisonous, but it doesn't matter. It's just that the friendship value and love roots are very poisonous, and many people can't accept it. This book ends when the devil appears, and it doesn't matter whether you read it later...~
It is very different. It is a different fantasy novel. It has an interesting beginning, appropriate regrets, doubts and reflections from time to time, and at the end, various combined writing methods echo back and forth. It feels a bit short, but also a bit just right. Maybe this is what is called imperfect perfection.
The ending is good, not bad, and the plot is compact. It's a pity that it's a bit short and I didn't watch enough. At the end, I was a little bit upset that the heroine didn't get on the spaceship with the protagonist, but the ending of the heroine was still pretty good. It's best if the protagonist embarks on the journey again without any heart. I don't know why the rating is so good, it's only 8.0
How to say it? It's a bit anxious at the end, but not too anxious. From a little bit of water in the beginning to full of useful information in the last part, especially the last few chapters, it directly sublimates the entire article. Personally, I think I can give it five stars.
The book is very short, but very interesting. I read it in one go and it took me 19 hours. Now, I can sleep.
It's so good. I've read dozens of chapters. I'm laughing so hard. I get angry with everyone. Why isn't it popular?
It's so exciting. Those who say the root of love is bad are the scumbags who didn't take Chinese classes well. Otherwise, you can just read on. The root of love is a foreshadowing. The rest is really exciting.
This book is simply too silly. It's so funny. It seems to have a little bit of philosophy in it. It seems like you can drive a car sometimes. You won't get tired of reading the whole book. I like the bohemianness of the protagonist. I like the whole book. It feels like a relaxed and refreshing article for daily life. If you put the situation into context It would be more perfect
Alas, this pig's foot is quite strong. The plot is quite funny and often unexpected. It's just that the ending is a bit sudden, there are a lot of pitfalls, it feels like it's not filled in, and the author's writing skills are still lacking. But overall it's a good book, perfect for reading when you're bored.
At first, I read it as a pure novel, but I still wanted to criticize some points in the middle. After reading it... To be honest... I didn't expect that I felt a little empty after reading it. It's great. Not everything is perfect is the best. A little regret occasionally is not bad. Worth buying twice (◍•ᴗ•◍)
As long as you can hold on and watch the front, the back will make you want to stop.
Readers who like to read cool articles can give it a try, but then it turns into a technological style and it's not very cool!
It's okay, but later on, the cultivation of immortality was extended to science and technology, which was a bit uncomfortable. What, scientific cultivation of immortality? 🌚🌚, Overall worth watching
This is the talent that combines a gangster and a C language master [face covering]
Not bad, I like novels like this
A group of people who praised this book with 5 stars
I just started reading the book. If nothing else, the author's cultural level is higher than that of his peers. He avoided a lot of disgusting points for me. It's worth paying attention to.
Love it, love it. I finally found a good book. Five stars.