I Have an Overwhelming Luck Attribute

"Flower-Picking Fiend, how did you run into my sword? If I said I was only trying to stab the air, would you believe me?" "I really didn't mean to barge in. I heard your pained cries and thought something had happened to you. Do you believe me, Saintess? Though, do you need me to take responsibility?" "Sword Emperor of the Nine Swords, your divine sword came to me on its own. I didn't steal it, do you believe me?" "Great Golden Dragon, I know why you're here. The Dragon Pearl, the inheritance treasure of your dragon clan, has fused with me, so I really can't give it back. I swear I didn't steal it. I was just taking some pills when it flew into my stomach by itself. Do you believe me... Wait, you don't believe me either, do you?" "..." Lu Chen thought his luck was almost too good, but it was exhausting. Powerful big shots from every corner kept showing up at his door demanding their treasures back, scaring him half to death.