The Mightiest Little Farmer

Reporter: “Mr. Zhao, what’s your dream?”

Me: “To be a man unlike any other.”

Reporter: “Could you be more specific?”

Me: “I have three dreams: eat a cucumber at the Nobel Prize ceremony, perform a yangge folk dance at the Grammys, and watch Pleasant Goat at the Oscars.”

After unexpectedly inheriting Shennong’s legacy, there was no stopping me. I went on to reach the pinnacle of life…