Xia He might be the first divine thief ever to be slapped to death by a cat in the Upper Divine Hall. After finally transmigrating her soul into the legitimate daughter of the Xia family, she had a venerable ancestral forebear above her and three protective older brothers below. She was rich and powerful, and could spend her whole life as a happy slacker. Who knew that her life of eating her fill and waiting to die would end before it even began?~*When a storm suddenly swept through the land, someone transformed into an emperor, brought a sedan carried by nine dragons, and wanted to marry her. "Sweetie, you won't lose out by marrying me. All the mountains of gold and silver at home will be yours." "Pick any heavenly treasures you like, ride any demon beast or monster you want, and beat up any court official in the land." Oh no... was this what it felt like to fall for someone?