The Ancestor Has Arrived

One of his lackeys had his meridians crippled and had lost all hope. He tried to hang himself several times but failed, as if Heaven wouldn’t let him die. Then he met Li Xian.

“Come on, put on this leather suit, strap on this shield, and try picking up this hammer. Your old ancestor will teach you what it means for mortal flesh to rival the gods!”

A certain sect: “Old Ancestor! This is terrible! The Lord of the Demon Realm is attacking with his forces. We beg you to step in!”

“Don’t worry. Take this pencil your old ancestor used for drawing blueprints and give them a good thrashing!”

A little while later.

“Old Ancestor! Your pencil wiped out half the enemy forces, but the Lord of the Demon Realm still crushed it!”

“Hmm... Then take this entry-level nuclear grenade. Just remember to run far away after you throw it.”

In this life, he does whatever he wants, all for the sake of justice in his heart. (Don’t listen to him. That’s not why he does it.)