Second marriage, looking for a husband. I asked the first man, “How much property do you have?” He said, “Enough for you to spend.” I asked the second, “How many people are in your family?” He said, “I’m single. You’ll never have any mother-in-law problems.” The third man strolled in calmly. “I’ve only got a handsome face. Will you marry me?” I’m sold on that face! “Yes. I’d marry you even if it killed me.”