Life is long, long enough that you'll always run into a few idiots. Life is also full of surprises, so much so that everyone ends up with an idiotic ending. How did rich second-generation heir Sha Jitai become an internet addict? How did Yang Qinghu, the top Imperial Guard, end up with such a deep connection to Eunuch Lin? Did Ji Qingyang, the top master of the Jiuyun Sect, ever say a sentence longer than three words? Why did Emperor Zhichuang establish a system for selecting and training princes based on their individual talents? How did the domineering, wickedly charming prince who had no interest in women end up completely under the thumb of an ordinary, unarmed woman?