Little Genius Lends a Hand: Find Mommy and Bring Her to Daddy

“Auntie, we’re so fated to meet. How about being my mommy?” She was only following the fine tradition of her people by helping others, but who knew a little bundle of joy would get attached to her? And… he came with a bonus: a big hunk of a man. After they marry, though, the man dotes on his wife so much that even the little one can’t stand it.

Little One: “Daddy, could you spare a thought for the feelings of this single puppy?”

The Man: “No. Your mom and I still need to build a soccer team.”

The woman can only groan: “Oh my gosh, my head hurts. Oh my gosh, my head hurts…”