The Urban Immortal Prison Warden

Cultivation was forced on me. Daji came of her own free will. The Thunder God showed up looking for trouble, and Wukong treats me like a sworn brother. Even the dog I raised can now kick the supreme ruler of the Three Realms! But I always win people over with virtue. Anyone who refuses to follow me ends up dead. Earth is falling, and evil is rising. There's no time. Get on board, we're saving the world, starting now!