Made to Order: The Older Man Is a Little Sweet

“Let’s get married!” An Qing grabs a random man by the roadside and, for just 9.9 yuan, successfully becomes a married woman. But the moment she gets the marriage certificate, she regrets it. “Excuse me, when can we get divorced?”

The man looks smug. “Girl, I advise you not to waste a good thing. There are plenty of perks to being my wife. For example, when you go shopping, I pay.

I cook, you eat.

I drive, you sit back and relax.

You give birth to a son, I raise him.

You lie back, and I...”