The All-Around Cultivation Prodigy

He transmigrates with a System, making cultivation ridiculously easy. Even killing a chicken can level him up! He practices alchemy, and practices some more, until he produces a supreme divine pill. His opponents can only cry themselves to sleep in the bathroom! Martial techniques? He masters them with a single glance, becoming proficient in seconds. He takes a leak, and he’s already reached perfection. Give it a little more time, and even low-level techniques can be upgraded. Heavens, are you trying to make life impossible for everyone else? I’m not picking on anyone in particular. I’m just saying that every one of you here is trash!