Reborn as the Spirit-Slaying Staff

I've seen plenty of people reborn as all sorts of characters. Today, I'm getting reborn too. What? This doesn't look right! This long, dark stick is... me? A magic treasure? No way. My beautiful master looks good enough to eat, but I can only admire her from afar and can't touch her... I'm so miserable! Watch as I, a magic treasure, charge into a world reborn as my very own Spirit-Slaying Rod!