I picked up an exorcist who was full of classical Chinese, and from then on my world became weird...
Zhang Zongpu: "I'm observing the three thousand dancing stars below, and the world will call them Buddhas."
Me: "Wake up, you're just a severe secondary school patient..."
Zhang Zongpu: "This time I enter the tribulation again, and I don't want to break my obsession. I just want to find a way to achieve both ends that will live up to the Tathagata and your Majesty."
Me: "So you just pretend to be cold and serious, and you even take off your clothes from time to time, and you do whatever you want?"
Zhang Zongpu: "..."
He is conceited and free-spirited, with a charming face like a demon;
He is gentle and elegant, pure and solemn.
His six roots are impure, and he is obsessed with pearls.
He is a demon monk, he is a Buddha.
