The Long Road to Immortality: No Crab Can Stop Me

As part of the latest transmigration craze, Ling Yao thought she'd be able to cultivate immortality, fight monsters, be a junior sister, and act as a senior sister! Reality told her otherwise. Reality was harsh: whatever you do, don't pick up a useless crab. It's like jumping into a fire... "I'm Lord Crab. Crab as in Lord Crab, little as in Lord Crab, lord as in Lord Crab. I'm a descendant of the Divine Dragon..." "Who asked you to introduce yourself? Hurry up and figure out how to get us out of here, you glutton! You ate everything on the ground, and now you've even eaten something from the sky!" "I didn't know that egg belonged to an eagle..." "Hmph!" "What are you going to do? You can't abuse your pet!" "Release the crab! Damn it! If you don't chase that eagle away today, I'll braise you!"