The Yin-Yang Attendant

Other people chase girls. I chase ghosts. Other people turn and run when they see a ghost. I’ll risk my life to chase one down. Other people eat hot pot at home. I eat dog meat in the underworld. I’m a soul-reaping envoy. When it’s time to sever a ghost’s fate, I never miss. I amassed immeasurable merit and was about to become a Buddha. But at the very moment I attained Buddhahood, I raised my butcher’s knife!