No One's More Vile Than the Consort Who Sets Traps

In modern times, we rely on technology; in ancient times, on mutations. Geniuses rely on plagues, cowards on cash. Your Highness, hold on to your principles, pick up your purse, take your zombie by the hand, and cherish every step of the journey. And never mind for now that your pet can bite people to death. But you and your husband are taking things a bit too far!