Who is he? He wears sandals that cost one and a half yuan, shorts that cost five yuan, and oversized T-shirts sold three for ten yuan. Who is he? That’s right, he’s a loser.
But don’t think he’s an ordinary loser. Even a diamond bachelor wouldn’t be worthy of shining his shoes, and even a super-rich, handsome heartthrob could only grovel at his feet. But, ahem, he can still have goddesses, right? What? (Author’s note: No goddesses, but plenty of crazy women.) Want to know who he is? Who is he? Damn it, I’m not telling you.
“Oh, damn! I’ll beat you to death! Are you going to tell me or not?”
Fine, I’ll tell you. He’s a retired superpowered soldier king, and he has four special forces teams with superpowers.
