After her first love comes out, Zuo Xiaonai loses faith in love and just wants to get rich.
So she turns a blind date into a sale, somehow selling herself and her house to him.
But right after the wedding, his ex-girlfriend shows up pregnant.
Long Chengyou feels wronged: “I never even laid a finger on her!”
Zuo Xiaonai grits her teeth. “She didn’t need your fingers to get pregnant!”
Before the wedding, he claimed to have no experience. After it, he turns out to be a total expert.
Zuo Xiaonai finally loses it. “Long Chengyou, I’m divorcing you!”
“Sweetheart, don’t joke around.”