Rogue Heavenly Venerable

As a child, I never dreamed of becoming some grandmaster who could command the masses. I fantasized about being a spoiled rich kid, wasting my days in idleness and, whenever I had nothing better to do, taking a pack of lackeys out to harass respectable young women. It wasn't until I grew up that I finally saw the light. That dream was total garbage. Having three thousand beauties at my beck and call, or owning a thousand acres of gold, is nothing. The true path of Heaven and Earth is to become the strongest and most handsome man in the world, admired by everyone! "Hey, fellow Daoist. No, wait... I haven't finished speaking! Fellow Daoist... You fatso! Stop if you've got the guts and let me finish!"