Immortal Chat Group

After returning to his hometown in disgrace, Wang David took a job as a security guard. Then one day, for no apparent reason, he became a member of a chat group for immortals. He won a single Vitality-Boosting Pill. Well, he didn't need it himself, but he could use it to mess with people. A Snow-White Beauty Pill? Wasn't that the treasure Fairy Chang'e wanted? What do you mean, all he does is grab red packets and shoot the breeze? He does business on the side too, you know. Sun Wukong: Brother, make sure you give my Huaguo Mountain development project some attention. Queen Mother of the West: Immortal, is the peach pastry ready? Fairy Chang'e: Immortal, what about the packaging you promised me? ...Sure, sure. Sitting in his chair, Wang David ate watermelon, counted his profits, and grinned as he replied to them one by one.