The Divine Thief's Adorable Baby Rules the World

“Miss, what are you doing?”

“What does it look like? Can't you see?”

“Miss, please behave yourself.”

“Behave yourself, my ass! I’m about to die, so how am I supposed to behave myself?”

Years later, a man looked at a chubby little child and said, “My dear wife, you’re truly heartless. You left your husband behind for years!”

The woman went berserk. “Get lost! This isn't yours.”

The child grinned mischievously. “Mama said she found me in a garbage heap next to the big mansion belonging to the maternal grandmother of Qinxin, the neighbor across the road from the cousin's house of Uncle Daniu, who is the older brother of Er Gou Dan.”

Everyone's faces turned dark...