Why should a handsome, suave, and irresistibly charming guy like me become an assassin? I could make a living on my looks! My dream is to woo a rich old lady, wait for her to kick the bucket, inherit her fortune, and then marry a few celebrities!
Of course, I suppose I can shoulder something as important as saving the world, but let me make one thing clear: if I fail, don’t blame me. I did my best!
