The Book of the Dead

Now, some bad things have been happening in my life. He Youling, the beautiful classmate who saved me, turned out to be a heroic spirit, and she even wants to kill me. Luckily, I was quick on my feet: I took advantage of the situation, promptly brought her into my harem, and got my hands on an artifact called the Book of the Dead. But I’ve also caught the attention of the Black and White Impermanence. At last, they found me. “Want to add a few years to your lifespan?” I know they’re after the Book of the Dead, but that thing crawled into my left hand and won’t come out... I have no choice. If I don’t give in, they’ll kill me, right? They are messengers from Hell, after all... “Fine! I’ll do it!” I gritted my teeth and said through my tears. One day, I’ll turn things around! “Little Shadow, dinner’s ready!” Never mind, my gorgeous, big-breasted, long-legged, gentle girlfriend He Youling is calling me to dinner.