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Books by Daoist Song Wants to Ascend to Heaven
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Live-Streaming a Stew of Shit to Meet My Great-Grandma? This Stubborn Guy Sure Is Hard to Kill 直播炖屎见太奶?这犟种命真硬啊
Song Cheng transmigrates to a parallel world and obtains the Livestream Challenge System. By taking on all kinds of absurd livestream challenges, he can earn rich rewards. Day one: challenge himself to make a rice bowl with fermented herring and pickled seabird. Song Cheng: “Bleurgh, I think I can see my great-grandma!” Viewers: “Holy crap, that stubborn idiot’s eyes just rolled back!” Neighbor: “Which heartless bastard is stewing shit at home?!” Day two: challenge himself to get a foot massage
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Horror Game: One Cigarette Gives Me the Perfect Start 恐怖游戏:一根华子抽出天胡开局
Wu Di was "lucky" enough to become a player in a horror game. Thanks to his ability to see hints, Wu Di traded half a pack of cigarettes for an unbelievably lucky start. While all the other players struggled to survive one deadly instance after another... Wu Di was knitting a little dress for Annabelle, asking the little nurse from Silent Hill to give him a shot, whitewashing the walls of Gonjiam, combing Sister Sadako’s hair, brushing the Xenomorph’s teeth... The viewers in his livestream thoug
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Horror Game: The Whole World Is My Fanbase 恐怖游戏:全世界都是我的粉丝
An inexplicable supernatural game descends upon the world. Every so often, the game selects an unlucky lucky person to enter its realm of horror games. They struggle to survive one terrifying game and horror-movie scenario after another, all while being livestreamed to the entire internet. Wu Di is chosen by the game, carrying a technology-focused System. While the other players fight to survive, Wu Di shows all the game's monsters, demons, and NPCs what he means by "firepower is justice" and "p
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Zombie Apocalypse: I Just Want to Survive 丧尸末日:我只想活下去
The protagonist of this book is dark-hearted and selfish. Goody-two-shoes, stay away. Si Xin transmigrates to a new world, only to find himself in the middle of a zombie-virus apocalypse. After witnessing the darkest sides of human nature in this apocalypse, Si Xin finally abandons the naive belief that people are inherently good and decides to live only for himself. While everyone else is struggling over a single loaf of bread, Si Xin has already stockpiled months' worth of provisions. While ot
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The Group Destroys the Internal Entertainment and Drives the Female Boxer Crazy. You Call This a Variety Show? 团灭内娱逼疯女拳,你管这叫综艺
Song Cheng traveled through time and became the second generation of rich people. Spend tens of billions to produce a top-notch reality show - no one survives! In the first season, where did the father die? At the beginning, the king revealed that the artist had an illegitimate child! Equality in female boxing in the second season, equality? Border guards, forest rangers, and porters are waiting for you! In the third season of Breaking Bad, artists were given haircuts and tested for drugs on the
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Showbiz: Chinese People Reject Foreign Dance Music, and Chinese Pop Culture Takes Over the World 娱乐:国人不蹦洋迪华流统治全球
Song Cheng transmigrates to a parallel world and becomes a freshman at the Imperial Capital Conservatory of Music. A foreign student mocks him with rap on the first day of school? Amid the crowd's contemptuous jeers, Song Cheng performs Five Thousand Years of History and stuns everyone! You call that shouting over a beat? This is practically a cyberpunk history book! At the welcome party, an international student band leads everyone in dancing? Song Cheng takes over the whole room in three secon
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National Fate: With a Divine Brush, I Paint Five Thousand Years of Chinese History 国运:一根神笔,绘我华夏五千年
Players enter the world of the Myths of Ten Thousand Nations, where their nation's mythology empowers them to fight in a game where the stakes are life and death. As China's representative, Qiang Ren chose a divine brush that could paint anything from the start. While contestants from other countries struggled to gather basic resources, Qiang Ren was painting... While contestants from other countries explored new dungeons, Qiang Ren was painting... While contestants from other countries gained m
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Xuanhuan: I Conquer the Cultivation World with Technology 玄幻:我用科技无敌于修仙世界
Cultivating immortality with a flying sword is weak. Have you ever seen a Gatling gun that spits blue fire?! Wu Di transmigrates to a cultivation world brimming with spiritual energy, only to get bound to a bizarre technology-focused System! While everyone else works hard at cultivation, he directly alters his genes and implants all kinds of weapons inside his body. While others fly on swords, he sips red wine aboard a starship. Exoskeleton armor, liquid nanometal, palm-sized black holes, fleets
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Stop Sowing Your Stubborn Seeds! I'm Afraid You'll Die on My Phone! 犟种别播了!我怕你死我手机里!
Song Cheng travels through the parallel world, binds the challenge system, and gets rewards by completing the challenges in the live broadcast room. Day 1: Challenge to kick the gym and shout that I will hit ten. The next day: Challenging interview to force HR to resign/eating rice bowl with pickled puffin + canned herring. Day 3: Before the challenge, I lifted weights + pressed the shot put player's feet, yelled that you haven't eaten yet/challenged the goddess, added a V, asked her to cut her,
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Xuanhuan: I Became the Great Villain Chosen by the Demon God 玄幻:我成了被魔神选中的大反派
Wu Di transmigrated to a fantasy world, where he shared a body with a once-supreme Demon God. Unwilling to become a nine-to-nine, six-days-a-week wage slave, Wu Di struck a deal with the Demon God. Now he's ready to turn this new world upside down! Chosen One Ye Chen? I'll wreck your engagement ceremony from the start! The old man in the ring? Sorry, the Demon God inside me is planning to have you for dinner! A peerless child prodigy seen once in ten thousand years? I'll snatch your lollipop in
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Global Beast Taming: Livestreaming a Water Monkey Hunt from the Start 全民御兽:开局直播抓水猴子
Wu Di transmigrates to a beast-taming world ruled by Western monsters. Influenced by five thousand years of Huaxia civilization, he decides to set the record straight about monsters from the Yanhuang lineage! "Medusa? You're just a head full of little snakes. Come pay your respects to your living ancestor, Zhulong!" "Dracula? Aren't you just a bat? How dare you fail to greet the king of all birds, the Phoenix!" "Cerberus? Get down on your knees before your big daddy, Diting!" With his cheat, the
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Under the Director’s Orders, I Establish the Supernatural Investigation Bureau 奉局座之命,组建灵异调查局
Song Ming transmigrates to a parallel world plagued by strange incidents and becomes a forensic doctor. On his first night shift, he encounters a ghost. He awakens the System, saving himself and incidentally rescuing a big shot as well. A certain big shot says, “Kid, you've got extraordinary bones. How about working for me?” From then on, Song Ming recruits people with extraordinary abilities! Snake Eyes, who never speaks; Zhang the Qilin, who says fewer than ten words a day; a young woman who k
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Infinite Terror: I Can See Hints 无限恐怖:我能看到提示
Wu Di was chosen as a player by a supernatural game called Infinite Terror. Evil spirits, serial killers, scarecrows, clowns, creepy dolls... In one instance after another, players struggle desperately, giving it everything they've got just to survive! But Wu Di hit a bug while his body was being assembled, letting him see all kinds of prompts. A game-breaking start from the very first instance, with a golden ticket in hand; red flashes that always warn him of danger; obvious markers that make m
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I Turned Down a Guaranteed Spot at Huaqing, and Now I'm Helping China Conquer the Universe 拒绝保送华清,我助华夏征服宇宙
Song Cheng is reborn in a parallel world and is admitted to Huaqing University for a combined bachelor's, master's, and doctoral program before he even takes the college entrance exam. But Huaqing University wants to work with Little Japan on a space station project? Song Cheng angrily tears up his admission letter, joins the Seven Sons of National Defense, and awakens the Black Technology System. Song Cheng as a high schooler: He builds a drone that shoots down a B-2. Now that's a blow to their
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Don't Panic When the School Is Haunted, Make a Paper Doll and Fight Back 学校闹鬼不要慌,扎个纸人和它刚
Song Qinming transmigrates to a parallel world plagued by the resurgence of horror and awakens the Ghost-Slaying Dao System. On the very day he gets the System, his senior, Ye Fan, recklessly performs a ritual and summons a red-clad female ghost. To save everyone at the school, Song Qinming dons a Taoist robe, grips a treasured sword, cuts white paper to summon the Black and White Impermanence, and chants a spell to call down heavenly thunder! Taoist arts, witchcraft, curse magic, corpse driving
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On the Night of the Ghost Festival, Beneath Five Aligned Stars, I Transform into a Yin-Yang Soul Shepherd 五星连珠中元夜,变身阴阳牧魂人
Song Qinming transmigrates to a world where terror has returned. Chosen by the Heavenly Dao, he becomes a Soul Shepherd, working for the Heavenly Dao on the night of the Ghost Festival, when five planets align. That very day, the planetary alignment triggers strange phenomena, and a red-clothed female ghost wreaks havoc at a school. To save the teachers and students, Song Qinming dons a Taoist robe, takes up a peachwood sword, and uses his blood to draw a talisman, summoning heavenly thunder! In
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Supernatural Revival: From the Start, I Livestream Myself Striking a Female Ghost's Ancestral Tomb with Lightning 灵异复苏:开局直播雷劈女鬼祖坟
Song Cheng transmigrated to a parallel world where the supernatural was resurging and awakened a System. During a livestream, he put on a spectacular show by having lightning strike the ancestral grave of a female ghost. A powerful figure who watched the livestream took an interest in Song Cheng and came to visit. “Kid, you’ve got an extraordinary build. How about working for me?” From then on, Song Cheng recruited all kinds of unusual talents! The snake-eyed man who never spoke, Zhang the Qilin
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Sexy Taoist Priest Is Online, the Country Is Happy 性感道士在线嘎人,国家老高兴了
Song Cheng traveled through the parallel world to become a Taoist priest, obtained the system, and started his journey as the world's strongest person. Achievements: 1. A good ancestral medicine sent the local richest man on his way, and he became famous in one battle! 2. Run went to northern Myanmar to rescue people, and the warlord group killed seven in and seven out, creating a classic saying that has been handed down for generations - you martial arts practitioners, why do you mess with me,
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Journey to the West: Is This Sixth Man Worthy of Being Called a Holy Monk? 西游:这老六也配他喵的叫圣僧?
Song Cheng traveled to the world of Journey to the West and became Tang Sanzang. He obtained a live broadcast system and became stronger by gaining shock value from his work! Peeing on the Five Elements Mountain, blasting the Wuzhuang Temple, attacking the Daughter's Kingdom at night, beating up the red boy, and stewing Dapeng in an iron pot! Encountering a black bear monster: Steal my cassock? Wukong, let us strike first to gain the upper hand! Meeting the White Bone Essence: Bajie, heat up the
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Invincible! the First Emperor and I Will Protect China Forever. 无敌!我与始皇,护华夏万载无忧
Song Cheng travels through the parallel city and sees people slaughtering Bai Qi at the beginning! Five minutes later... Bai Qi was dead! Song Cheng, who was confused, came to the underground world and met Qin Shihuang, the emperor of the ages. I also met Guan Yu, Bao Zheng, and Mozi, and learned magical skills such as Ancestral Dragon Emperor Flame and Unparalleled Loyalty and Righteousness! Song Cheng, who was no longer confused, found that he seemed to be invincible in the world! … Confused t
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Following the First Emperor's Oral Instructions! I Will Defend the Country to the Death! 奉始皇口谕!我,死守国门!
Song Cheng traveled to a parallel city where ghosts were rampant, and at the beginning he met the former god of death - Rentu Baiqi! In less than ten minutes... Bai Qi died! Song Cheng, who was confused, came to the underground world and met Qin Shihuang, the emperor of the ages. Song Cheng, who continued to be confused, became apprentices to Hua Tuo, Guan Yu, Bao Zheng... Song Cheng, who was still confused, learned magical skills such as the Ancestral Dragon Emperor Flame, the Nine Turns of Ret
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He Learned from the Heroes of China and Came to Kill Gods on the Orders of the First Emperor. 师承华夏群雄,奉始皇令前来弑神
Song Cheng travels through a parallel city, and encounters a massacre of Bai Qi at the beginning, but ten minutes later... Bai Qi is dead! With a confused look on his face, he came to the underground world and met Qin Shihuang, the emperor of the ages; I saw the Chinese-style cyber machine city and became apprentices to Guan Yu and Bao Zheng. Learned the magical skills such as Ancestral Dragon Emperor Flame and Unrivaled Loyalty! He was no longer confused and realized that he was invincible! … C
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Invincible! Inherit the Ancestors of China and Invite the Gods to Die 无敌!传承华夏列祖,请诸神赴死
Song Cheng traveled to a parallel city where ghosts were rampant, and saw people slaughtering Baiqi at the beginning! As a result, five minutes later... Bai Qi died! Song Cheng, who was confused, came to the underground world and met Qin Shihuang, the emperor of the ages. Song Cheng, who continued to be confused, became apprentices to Mozi, Guan Yu, Bao Zheng... And learned a lot of magical skills! Song Cheng, who was still confused, returned to the world and bumped into his senior sister and wa
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Every Time I Am the Gangster, but the Whole Network Cheers for Me 每次流氓都是我,全网却为我欢呼
Song Cheng traveled to a parallel world where Ziweixing was rising. He helped his friend deliver food, but was framed by a female anchor in the elevator as a gangster who was secretly filming. "My family, who knows, the poor losers down there are secretly filming me!" The fairy anchor made the false accusation live. Song Cheng took out a photo with the real fairy and said, "Wake up, noble princess, do you know that the Qing Dynasty is dead?" The second time, he was once again treated as a gangst
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Variety Show Genius: Shocked Domestic Entertainment Female Boxer Breaks Down in Tears 综艺鬼才:震惊内娱女拳哭着破防
Song Cheng traveled through time and became the second generation of top rich people. At the beginning, he broke up with his star-chasing fiancée. Song Cheng, who couldn't stand the trend of the Internet, spent tens of billions to produce a top-notch reality show - no one survived! In the first season, where did the father die? At the beginning, the king revealed all the illegitimate children of the artists! The taxes that disappeared in the second season, investigating artist taxes, and adding
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Everyone: I, the Warden, Have Given the World Hundreds of Millions of Frights 全民:我典狱长,给世界亿点惊吓
The game comes to the real world, the passage to another world opens, dangers and opportunities coexist, and mankind enters the era of universal job change. Song Cheng traveled through time and changed his job to become the warden and built a prison - a cabin in the woods! It may seem like an ordinary little shabby house, but there is something inside that contains the most terrifying creatures in the world. Once locked up in a cabin in the forest, it will become Song Cheng's 100% loyal summon.
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Young Villain: Put the Dragon King's Daughter in a Pig Pen When School Starts 反派大少:开学把龙王女儿关猪圈
In his previous life, Su Wen was the only young master of a top family, but he was a bitch! In the end, he was tricked by his fiancée and lost his century-old family fortune! In this life, Su Wen is still the young master of Tianhu Kai, but he has realized it! What fiancée? That's called the defendant! Someone come! Put my fiancée in a pig pen to regain her consciousness and then send her to Yiheiyuan for reform through labor! His crooked-mouthed Dragon King-level boss father returns with three
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You Are Asked to Be a Detective and You Take the Emperor to a Prison? 让你当捕快,你把皇帝押入天牢?
Song Cheng traveled through the world of martial arts and became a young detective as a proton. He is bound to the system and gets the Sunflower Book at the beginning. As long as he acts chivalrously and righteously in this martial arts world, he will continue to become stronger!! Arrest the bandit leader and learn the Nine Yin White Bone Claw! Arrest the Holy Son of the Immortal Sect and learn Beiming Magic! Arrest the leader of the Demon Cult and learn the art of absorbing stars! As for saints
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The Great Villain: Corrupted from the Start, I Make a Demon God My Lackey 大反派:开局黑化,收魔神做小弟
This is a dark, System-free novel. Wu Di transmigrated to a cultivation world, sharing a body with a god whose soul had been shattered to pieces. After arriving, Wu Di immediately faced the sect's wrath. He had already given up on being a good person, so he went all in on the dark side, opening with the slaughter of the sect's peerless genius. Wu Di joined forces with the shattered soul within him and turned the worlds of humans and gods upside down! Whenever later generations heard the name Wu
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The Female Boxing Group Is Driven Crazy to Destroy Internal Entertainment. You Call This a Variety Show? 逼疯女拳团灭内娱,你管这叫综艺
Song Cheng traveled through time and became the second generation of rich people. Spend tens of billions to produce a top-notch reality show - no one survives! In the first season, where did the father die? At the beginning, the king revealed that the artist had an illegitimate child! Equality in female boxing in the second season, equality? Border guards, forest rangers, and porters are waiting for you! In the third season of Breaking Bad, artists were given haircuts and tested for drugs on the
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Sexy Taoist Priest Online, Yingjiang, Why Are You Panicking? 性感道士在线嘎人,鹰酱你慌什么
Song Cheng, a time traveler, is the Taoist priest of Quanxing Taoist Temple. Personal title: Guide to the underworld, co-author of the Book of Life and Death, founder of online people, bright lamp in the live broadcast world, uninvited living king of hell... Character relationships: partners of the Tenth Palace of Hell, brothers of the gods of death, good comrades in black and white and impermanence... Classic achievements: 1. At the beginning, he showed up uninvited at the 90th birthday of the
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Everyone: Tomb Robber Ghost Story, I Have 100 Million Points of Invincibility! 全民:盗墓怪谈,我有亿点无敌!
Ancient tombs of different sizes appear all over the world. If you successfully rob the tomb, you can obtain the treasures and be promoted to start a new life! Song Cheng was reborn. While others were still struggling to explore the rules of the ancient tomb, Song Cheng had already pushed all the way to get the treasure! … Clear the Mausoleum of the First Emperor: Obtain millions of Qin warriors who died! Clear Wukong's Tomb: Obtain the treasure Golden Cudgel! Clear the pyramid: get the power of
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Sexy Taoist Priest Online, Yingjiang, Why Are You Panicking? 性感道长在线嘎人,鹰酱你慌什么
Song Cheng, a time traveler, Taoist Master Quan Xing. Personal title: Guide to the underworld, co-author of the Book of Life and Death, founder of online people, bright lamp in the live broadcast world, uninvited living king of hell... Character relationships: partners of the Tenth Palace of Hell, brothers of the gods of death, good comrades in black and white and impermanence... Classic achievements: 1. At the beginning, he showed up uninvited at the 90th birthday of the local richest man, and
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Chinese People Don't Do Foreign Music, but Chinese Rap Has Exploded Around the World 国人不蹦洋迪,华语说唱炸翻全球
Song Cheng traveled through a parallel world and became a freshman at the Imperial Conservatory of Music. Did you meet Brother Ni at the beginning of school and mock him with rap? Amid the complaints that everyone looked down upon, Song Cheng shocked the audience with his song "Up and Down Five Thousand Years!" You call this Mai? This is simply a cyber history book! At the welcome party, the international student orchestra leads everyone to dance? Song Cheng's suona took over the audience in thr
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Everyone: I'm a Fishing Foundation, Killing People Indiscriminately! 全民:我垂钓基金会,嘎嘎乱杀!
Song Cheng traveled to reality and the game world, a world where humans can change jobs into various professions, fight monsters and upgrade. Song Cheng changed his job to become a fisherman, but found that what he caught were all the Foundation's contained objects and back room entities! Fishing Containment 343, God: My child, do you want to make a wish? Fishing Containment Object 173, Little Peanut: I can break any neck, even your neck summoner! Fishing Entity 77, Crimson Wanderer: People who
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