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Books by 凤凤吃瓜
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My Cop Wife Is Adorable, but She Never Misses a Headshot! 女警老婆软萌，她枪枪爆头劫匪！
Ye Nan joins a reality show livestream where participants draw lots to decide which jobs they will try out. His wife, Mu Yao, reports to the city police bureau as a new officer. On the first day, he draws the job of a professional fisherman and reels in a corpse. "Honey, I need to report a crime!" On the second day, he draws the job of a food critic and finds a finger in a steamed bun! "Honey, I need to report a crime!" On the third day, he draws the job of a funeral home security guard and acci
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Global: One Curse from Me, and the Entire Eagle Nation Gets the Runs 全民：我一个诅咒，鹰酱举国窜稀
He awakens as a curse sorcerer from the start, with skills that come with special effects. Curse: Wither: Enemy units' physical and magical attack drop by 99%, with an added case of explosive diarrhea. Lasts ten minutes. Curse: Sloth: Enemy units' attack speed drops by 99%, with an added blindness effect. Lasts ten minutes. Curse: Decay: Enemy units' HP drops by 99%, with an added disarm effect. Lasts ten minutes. Special Effect: Every monster killed increases the cast range of all skills by 1 a
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The Buddhists Are Holding a Grand Funeral. Surely the Heavenly Masters' Bureau Can Set Off Firecrackers 佛门大葬，我天师府放炮不过分吧
Tang Chuan inherits the declining Celestial Master Mansion and activates the Daoist Revival System. As long as he accumulates Buddhist Anger Points, he can earn rewards. Just as Tang Chuan is wondering what to do, Master Wujue passes away, and the Buddhist funeral begins! Longquan Temple summons reporters, media outlets, and streamers to hype up the Buddhist funeral, while frantically selling temple merchandise and running a booming business. But then, suddenly... Firecrackers fill the skies abo
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Global: A Divine-Level Booster, with the Nation Helping Me Level Up 全民：神级增幅师，国家带我升级
Ye Nan awakens as a Buff Specialist, but his buffs are nothing like anyone else's! Taiji Creation: Increases the skill range of all allies within range by 100 times! Ever seen a Meteor Shower covering eight kilometers? Yin-Yang Transformation: Reduces the skill cooldowns of all allies within range by 100%! As long as you have enough mana, you can overwhelm your enemies with every skill! Three Powers Creation: Increases the health and size of all allies within range by 100 times! A team of 180-me
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Before the Old Celestial Master Dies, He Tells Me to Destroy the Buddhist Sect! 老天师临死前，交代我灭了佛门！
Tang Chuan transmigrates to a parallel world and lives with the Old Celestial Master for three years. When the Old Celestial Master passes away peacefully, he passes the title of Celestial Master on to Tang Chuan. Before dying, he also tells Tang Chuan that he must destroy the Buddhist sect. But before Tang Chuan can make a move against them, a property developer shows up with excavators, intent on forcibly demolishing the Celestial Master's residence and building a Great Buddha Temple. Countles
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A Cutie Brags About Her Black Boyfriend, So I Empty My Magazine 小仙女炫耀小黑男友，我清空弹夹
After awakening a System that enforces violence with violence, Tang Chuan, a constable, has a keen eye for detail. From the start, a shoplifter gets caught in a small store. His influencer girlfriend claims he's a Moor and a nobleman, trying to obstruct law enforcement. Obstructing law enforcement? Tang Chuan gives the influencer a slap, making her wet herself on the spot! The shoplifter resists? Tang Chuan brings down the Knee of God, pinning him to the ground! He even pulls a knife? Tang Chuan
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Showbiz: Asked to Show Off His Talent, He Shows Off His Wealth 娱乐：让你介绍才艺，你介绍财力
A reality show about ordinary life randomly picks Tang Chuan as a guest. But once the show starts, viewers realize something's not right! Tang Chuan: "I live in a village." That's right, Blue Bay Peninsula Village, one of the top three luxury villa districts in the country, where homes cost 500,000 yuan per square meter! Tang Chuan: "I'm a farmer." That's right, he grows tea, and all three mountains belong to him! Tang Chuan: "I have a car for getting around. You probably haven't seen one like i
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At Eight Years Old, I Founded a Cultivation Kindergarten! 八岁的我，创办修仙幼儿园！
After transmigrating to a parallel world and binding to the Strongest Sect Leader System, Tang Chuan discovers that his body has returned to that of an eight-year-old. What's more, he hasn't transmigrated to a cultivation world, but to a parallel world much like the modern era. So eight-year-old Tang Chuan starts a cultivation kindergarten. After sending their children to the kindergarten, the parents learn that the kids are studying cultivation and begin to question the school. Child: "Our prin
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Global: I’m a God-Tier Warlock, and the Nation Helps Me Level Up! 全民：神级术士，国家带我练级！
He changed class to the support role of Warlock, but his skills were unlike those of other Warlocks: their effects were amplified a hundredfold! Potential Burst: Increases teammates' attack range by 100 times, turning each of them into a long-range artillery platform! Void Walk: Increases teammates' movement speed by 100 times, turning each of them into the Flash! Skill Enhancement: Increases teammates' skill range by 100 times, letting their abilities cover a hundred kilometers in an instant! D
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Global: A God-Tier Guild, and All of China Ascends! 全民：神级公会，华夏举国飞升！
In a world where everyone has a class, he changes to become a fire mage and binds himself to the God-Tier Guild System. Experience Bonus: Experience gained by guild members through all means increased by 999%. Cooldown Reduction: Cooldowns on all guild members' skills reduced by 999%. Health Boost: Maximum HP for all guild members' classes increased by 999%. Critical Hit Boost: Critical hit chance for all guild members' classes increased by 999%. As guild master Ye Nan, he also has an exclusive
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Global Class Change: I Become the King of Hell, and the Book of Life and Death Terrifies the World 全民：转职阎王，生死簿吓哭全球
From the start, he awakens the hidden profession of King of Hell, with heaven-defying skills that terrify the entire world. Rally the Yin Soldiers: Summon Yin soldiers. Every target you kill permanently increases your summon limit by one. Who can stand against a million Yin soldiers! Summon Meng Po: The lovely Miss Meng Po arrives with the flowers of the afterlife stretching 800 li. One bowl of her Forgetfulness Soup will teach you a lesson! Summon Black and White Impermanence: Xie Bi'an and Fan
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I Asked You to Prank Your Boyfriend, but You Pranked the Entire Internet! 让你整蛊男友，全网都被你整了！
To ease her husband's mortgage and car-loan payments, Qin Wuyao takes part in a prank show and sets out to prank him. But when the show goes live, Qin Wuyao plays spooky music on the second floor. Tang Chuan leaps straight from the first floor to the second, clearing a four-meter floor height! Qin Wuyao hires a hacker to check Tang Chuan's computer. With a single line of code, Tang Chuan wipes out a famous hacker team! Qin Wuyao pretends to die and passes out. Tang Chuan sets up an Eight Immorta
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You Call Me a Traitor and Raid My Home? Who Can Protect You, Hou Liangping? 说我叛国抄我家，谁能保你侯亮平
After transmigrating into Gao Yuliang in In the Name of the People, he resolved to serve the people and rely on the nation, so he wouldn't repeat the mistakes of his past. In secret, he made contributions to the nation across multiple fields. He never expected Hou Liangping to set his sights on him anyway. Hou Liangping stormed into Gao Yuliang's home, searched it on suspicion of treason, and confiscated everything. At that moment, Gao Yuliang was working with the Ministry of National Defense to
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Global: Wind Spirit, Moon Shadow, the Nation Names Me a State Scholar 全民：风灵月影，国家封我为国士
I changed classes to Fire Mage and carry the Wind Spirit Moon Shadow twenty-option trainer with me. No Cooldown: On/Off Infinite Health: On/Off One-Hit Kill: On/Off Teleport: On/Off 10,000x Experience: On/Off 10,000x Drop Rate: On/Off Ye Nan chooses to turn himself over to the nation and stand with it. On the day of the national war, Ye Nan races all over the battlefield map, leaving corpses strewn in his wake. China: In recognition of Ye Nan's tremendous contributions to our country, he is here
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Burglars Broke In and Found My Secret Agent ID! 劫匪入室，翻出了我的特工证！
His policewoman wife went on a TV show, and hidden cameras were installed in their home. As it happened, burglars broke in. But when they found an agent's ID in a drawer, they were so frightened they tried to run away on the spot. His wife was just as stunned. How had she never known her husband was an agent? Just then, her husband, Ye Nan, came home and came face to face with the three burglars. In no time at all, he had all three of them on the floor. The show continued so they could uncover t
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My Policewoman Wife Goes on TV and Exposes Me as an Eight-Nation General 女警老婆上节目，曝光我八国上将
His wife, Mu Yao, takes part in a career challenge show where she must rely on her connections to complete each challenge. On the first day, she draws chef, and it turns out her husband is the head chef for state banquets! On the second day, she draws driver, and it turns out her husband is a professional race-car driver! On the third day, she draws lawyer, and her husband gets the opposing lawyer sent to prison! On day N, she draws soldier, and her husband pulls out his ID. He's a general i
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Global: One Blessing from Me, and All of China Ascends 全民：我一个祝福，华夏举国飞升
In the World of All-Class, he awakens the Tianshi profession, but his skills are unlike those of any other Tianshi. Tianshi's Spell: Increases the skill range of allied units by 100 times! Great Luo Golden Body: Increases allied units' physical and magical defense by 100 times! Ocean Embrace: Increases the skill area of allied units by 100 times! Lu Ran chooses to put himself in the hands of the state and receive the full support of the entire nation! On the day of the national war, Lu Ra
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Three Years into My Marriage to Yang Mi, They Discover My Chef's Certificate 和杨密结婚三年，厨师证被发现了
Yang Mi was photographed by paparazzi and revealed that she'd been married for three years. She also stated that her husband was an ordinary person and asked everyone not to bother him. But after an unexpected incident, Yang Mi discovered that the husband who claimed he couldn't cook was actually a national-level master chef! The day Yang Mi got pregnant, a modern-day medical sage emerged from seclusion, bringing thousand-year-old pine tea to help stabilize her pregnancy. A Taoist priest from th
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Global: A God-Tier Flower Thief, Upgraded by the Nation 全民：神级采花贼，国家带我升级
Awakening as a debauched thief, Ye Nan chooses to give himself to the state and stand with his country. Steal Jade, Pilfer Fragrance: Permanently control all female units, with no limit on the number! Scale Walls and Bound Across Roofs: A movement technique exclusive to debauched thieves. The more targets Steal Jade, Pilfer Fragrance controls, the faster you become! Turn Clouds and Rain: Permanently increase both parties' attributes by 10 points. The bonus stacks with every use, with no limit! A
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You Worship Buddha in Times of Prosperity, Then Beg My Daoist Sect for Shelter at the End of the World? 盛世你拜佛，末世求我道门庇护？
He transmigrates into a parallel world where Buddhism flourishes and Daoism has fallen into decline. With demons on the verge of returning, Zhang Tianling upholds his sect's ideals and struggles to keep Daoism alive. He even puts out a notice: anyone who signs up to join the Daoist sect will receive its protection. But no one believes him. Instead, everyone burns incense and worships Buddha, placing all their hopes in Buddhism. When the demons return, the Buddhist temples all go into hiding, and
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You Chased Your Idol in a Wedding Dress. Now You Regret It Because I'm Back? 穿婚纱追星，我复出你后悔了？
Three years ago, Tang Chuan debuted under a stage name. He released songs but never held concerts. In just two years, he became a household name, yet nobody knew his real name or what he looked like. He was known as the underground king of the music world! A year ago, Tang Chuan retired. Countless fans missed him terribly and waited with bated breath for his comeback. A year later, as Tang Chuan prepares to marry his girlfriend, she shows up in a wedding dress, planning to go to Wang Yuan's conc
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You Won't Let Me Marry Your Daughter, Yet You Want to Marry My Mom? 不让我娶你女儿，你还想娶我妈？
Tang Chuan goes to meet his girlfriend's parents, carrying cigarettes, liquor, and tea. But as soon as he steps inside, her father sends his daughter away and launches into a barrage of questions: "What's your monthly salary? Can you afford a car loan and a mortgage?" "How many houses does your family own? How many cars?" "How tall are you? What do you do for work?" After mocking him, the man throws Tang Chuan out and declares, "Dream on if you think you're marrying my daughter!" The next da
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Global: The Great Emperor of Fengdu, and the Nation Builds Me an Underworld 全民：酆都大帝，国家帮我建地府
After changing class to the Great Emperor of Fengdu, Ye Nan chose to put himself in the hands of his country and stand with it! Yin Soldiers Take the Road: No cost, no cooldown, unlimited summons. With a wave of his hand, millions of yin soldiers appear! Fate Is Unpredictable: Summon Black and White Impermanence at Lv. 999, Fan Wujiao and Xie Bi'an. Where they appear, wealth follows and the world is at peace! The Cycle of Life and Death: The Book of Life and Death and the Judge's Brush. The wick
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Buddhists Can Talk Big, but Are You Heavenly Masters for Real? 佛门吹吹牛逼，你天师府来真的？
Paranormal incidents are cropping up everywhere. To completely suppress the Daoist sect, the Buddhist sect starts talking big. Zhang Tianling, the current Celestial Master, is bound to the Daoist Sect Rising System. "Our Buddhist sect's Tianlong Gate will use the Demon-Locking Pagoda to command demons and monsters and resolve this paranormal incident." Detected the Buddhist sect talking big. Gained the ability to summon spirit mediums! "Our Buddhist sect's blessed Buddha pendants are only 1,999
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You Asked Me to Judge, but the Contestants and Audience Are All Losing It 让你当评委，选手和观众全破防了
On an elite talent show, Ye Nan takes part as one of four judges, representing the general public. Elite guests from all walks of life take the stage one after another. There are elite chefs, top hackers, martial arts masters, weightlifters, and more... The judges and audience watch with rapt attention, their blood pumping with excitement. But when it's Ye Nan's turn to comment, he has only one thing to say: "What kind of trash is this?" The contestants and audience are all outraged, shouting, "
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The Heavenly Master's Grand Funeral Scared My Sweet Girlfriend to Tears! 天师大葬，吓哭软萌女友！
For three years of marriage, Mu Yao had always thought her husband, Zhang Tianling, was just an ordinary young Daoist. She had also always thought her father-in-law was just an ordinary old man. Until one day, her father-in-law died of old age, and Zhang Tianling turned down Mu Yao's friend's offer to be buried alive with him. Over the next seven days, big names from every field gathered in Jiangcheng from all over the world! A grand funeral for the Celestial Master, lasting seven days! This nov
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A Monk Bullies My Granddaughter, So the Old Celestial Master Comes Down the Mountain to Tear Down His Temple 孙女被和尚欺负，老天师下山拆庙
The Celestial Master Mansion, the foremost Daoist sect, has grown into far more than a simple temple. Its businesses span the globe, and its ranks are filled with countless powerful figures from every walk of life. Zhang Tianling, the Old Celestial Master, had spent his entire life hoping to find the granddaughter he had abandoned years ago. Then one day, a video of a girl being harassed by monks at a Buddhist temple went viral. The Old Celestial Master recognized the keepsake she wore. In an in
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Starting with a Billion Followers: I Make Bai Lu Cry on a Dating Show 开局十亿粉丝，上恋综气哭白露
After transmigrating to a parallel world, he was blacklisted by his agency for five years, then terminated and kicked out. Then the King of Entertainment System activated, giving him a billion fans from the start! One song, "My Future Isn't a Dream," rekindled everyone's dreams! One song, "The Lonely Warrior," brought police academy students to tears! One song, "Map of the Mountains and Rivers," ushered in a new era of traditional Chinese music! With a billion fans at his fingertips, he swept th
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Showbiz: My Wife Is Blacklisted, and a Thousand-Year-Old Clan Is Exposed 娱乐：老婆被封杀，千年世家曝光
His wife is a hugely popular sweetheart in the entertainment industry, with tens of millions of fans. But she has drawn the ire of a socialite from Beijing's wealthy circles, who plans to blacklist her through a reality show. But Ye Nan joins the show with his wife, and makes Ji Yao's fans realize what a truly perfect man looks like! He's a low-key god of the culinary world. He's the leader of the world's most terrifying mercenary group. His wealth spans the globe. He's the ultimate power player
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The Taoist Master's Grand Funeral: A Taoist Ceremony That Shocks the Internet! 天师大葬：道门葬礼，震惊全网！
The Celestial Master passed away, and Zhang Tianling, who had spent ten years in seclusion, inherited the position. The next day, at the Celestial Master's grand funeral, the Celestial Masters' Mansion, suppressed for ten years, began its meteoric rise! Buddhists: "We should never have provoked the Celestial Masters' Mansion in the first place!" Onmyoji: "We should have known the Daoist sect was the ancestor of us onmyoji here in Japan. Now look, our island is about to sink." Western Gods: "Quic
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You Shelved Me for Ten Years, and Now You Want Me to Forgive You? 雪藏我十年，还想让我放过你们？
When he was young and naive, Tang Chuan signed a fifteen-year contract with a talent agency. He spent ten years frozen out, with no resources, and even leaving would mean paying a huge breach-of-contract penalty. With no other choice, Tang Chuan passed the civil service exam. When he faced the company again, he was already the head of the Radio and Television Administration's Inspection Team! Boss: "All your activities this month are canceled, and we're docking a thousand from your base pay!" Bo
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Apocalypse: I See Through Human Nature, So I Slaughter the Entire City! 末世：看透人心的我，直接屠城！
Tang Chuan transmigrates to a post-apocalyptic world and awakens a System that gives him the chance to become the ultimate natural disaster and unleash an apocalypse! But clinging to his humanity, he fails to complete the System's mission for three years. Then, to his shock, the people he and his teammates risked their lives to save try to have him executed. The indifference of those in power, the glee of the onlookers. It makes Tang Chuan see human nature for what it is. If that's how it is, th
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You Had Tea with Your Guy Best Friend, and Lost Your Tights? 你和男闺蜜喝茶，打底裤喝丢了？
After transmigrating, Tang Chuan found himself in a parallel world as a member of the Tang family, whose assets were worth hundreds of millions. As a rich second-generation heir, he had money and a beautiful campus belle for a girlfriend. But his girlfriend turned out to be a scheming green tea. From the start, she was chatting away with her male best friend, and after they finished eating, they were going to get tea? At three in the morning, Tang Chuan went to pick her up and was stunned. You w
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I Forgot to End the Livestream: I Scared a PK Streamer to Tears! 忘关直播：吓哭PK女主播！
During a livestream, he joined a female streamer for a PK battle. Tang Chuan, a bottom-tier streamer, was taunted and insulted by the woman. He didn't take it to heart, but after the PK ended, he forgot to turn off the livestream. And so, on camera, Tang Chuan tossed aside his bathrobe. His muscular body was covered in tattoos, knife scars, and bullet wounds. Mistaking him for a killer who wouldn't think twice about taking a life, the female streamer burst into tears! Just as everyone was specul
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Global: I Change Class to Celestial Master, Bringing Justice from the Heavens with Thunder! 全民：转职天师，雷法天降正义！
Games and reality merge, rules descend, and the age of the great cosmos begins! Tang Chuan changes class to the one and only hidden class: Celestial Master! Five Thunder Method: clears dungeons in seconds and dominates the speedrun rankings! Divine Thunder Heavenly Marshal Incantation: summons the Eight-Armed Great Heavenly Marshal, leaving rare-class Summoners dumbfounded! Golden Light Incantation: unleashed, it strikes enemies; reined in, it shields the body. Offense and defense in one! On
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Back from Mastery at the Celestial Master's Mansion, the Police Ask Me to Register 天师府学成归来，警察叫我去备案
After completing his studies at the Celestial Master's Mansion, Tang Chuan returned just as supernatural phenomena began to spread. When viewers in his livestream learned that he had graduated from the Celestial Master's Mansion, they all demanded that he show off his skills. Tang Chuan figured this was the perfect chance to promote Chinese Taoist arts. So he put on his ceremonial Taoist robes, set out an Eight Immortals table and a thunder ritual altar, circulated his qi, and placed an image of
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