Are You Crazy? You Call This Not Knowing How to Play Soccer?

Su Yicheng transmigrated to a parallel world in 2012!

In a hilarious twist of fate, he became a young midfielder for Tottenham Hotspur and was hailed as a prodigy with extraordinary talent!

But he couldn't play football at all, and had originally wanted to refuse.

Yet somehow he became a hotly sought-after star, with countless top clubs scrambling to buy him for a hefty price!

Somehow, he won the Premier League Player of the Season award!

Somehow, he led his team to victory in the Champions League and took home the Ballon d'Or!

Out of nowhere, he was named World Footballer of the Year, and at a young age found himself with a mansion and beautiful women...

And yet, this freakish genius on the pitch, Su Yicheng, could only sigh and shake his head as he explained to the media: "Honestly, I really can't play football!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.