Reborn: I Reject the Simp System from the Start

Lin Yi was reborn.

Ding! Congratulations, Host. A Simp System has been detected. Bind it? Please choose.

“Get lost. I'm not choosing.”

If the Host chooses to bind the Simp System, he will receive generous cash and material rewards for every school beauty he fawns over, including houses and cars.

“I said I'm not choosing!”

Ding! The System has detected a beginner's gift pack. If the Host binds the System, he will automatically receive a luxury Porsche 911 sports car.

“A 911? Hah, like I care.”

Final reminder from the System: if the Host still doesn't choose, he will lose his lie-flat life forever.

“Go to hell. I don't need to lie flat.”

Lin Yi flew into a complete rage.

What the hell?

In my last life, I made a name for myself through my own hard work. Now I've been reborn with the foresight of a golden finger. Why would I need you to let me lie flat?

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.