After getting drunk with Shen Jie, a modern-day female escort, I was pushed onto the subway tracks. To my surprise, I transmigrated to ancient times. I pulled down my pants and took a look.
Holy crap! How did I turn into a man? What on earth is going on? Isn't it supposed to be easier to dig a hole than to plant a tree? So why did this towering tree sprout overnight?
Even stranger, she didn't just become a man, she also became the emperor, ruling over vast lands and countless beauties. Everything had been going pretty well, but General, why are you barging into my beloved consort's bedchamber with a knife...
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
The popularity is so bad that I can only wait and see the situation before deciding whether to update it or not.