My Company Is So Driven, It Makes Money on Its Own!

A golden finger dropped from the sky: the Businesses-Will-Fight System.

"Ding... Your bubble tea shop was about to go bankrupt, so it buckled down and developed a new drink. It became hugely popular, and sales exploded!"

"Ding... You acquired 10,000 bubble tea shops. All the shops were incredibly excited and developed a host of new drinks, bringing in over 100 million in sales in one day!"

"Ding... Your bubble tea has conquered the nation, and you've started expanding into other industries... You acquired an automaker..."

"Ding... Your automaker was scorned by the people of your country and felt deeply humiliated. It worked hard to develop new engines, models, and clean-energy technology..."

"Ding... Your phone company was crushed by Fruit Phones, and, consumed by shame, it made a last-ditch comeback by developing a new operating system that's ten times smoother and more comfortable to use than Fruit Phones!"

"Ding... Your..."

A few years later...

The world's major automakers were on the verge of bankruptcy...

The world's most valuable fruit company saw its stock price plummet to rock bottom...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.