Ultimate Challenge: From the Start, I Was Struck by Lightning

After transmigrating to a parallel world, Chen Gou was dismayed to discover that his predecessor had signed him up for an extreme-challenge show. Luckily, he had a System, so he could use the show to get some practice in. But, System, are you sure you're not trying to screw me over?

I challenged lightning resistance and got struck by lightning.

My parachute cord snapped during a high-altitude skydive.

I went diving without protection and ran into a shark.

I was carrying water at a great height when a flock of geese chased me.

Forget it, let's not even talk about those things. But, *System, come out and explain this:

Why is it that whenever I cross the Amazon, the bugs keep biting me in the crotch?! How dare a few mosquitoes bite my precious jewels?

I, Chen Gou, am not targeting anyone in particular. I just want to say that, apart from me, everyone here is a **!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.